Shit, Funny Shit.: Archive

poopfartpoopfartpoopfartpoopfart:

gay has three letters and so does you

Lets talk about your URL

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letstalkaboutdisney:

b0oobs:

letstalkaboutdisney:

when he was a young warthog

WHEN I WAS A YOUNG WARTHOOOOOOOOOOOOG

very nice

thanks

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when people don’t shut up about being drunk

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After searching FB for people with the same name as me, I'd replicate their profile pic, make it my own and send them a friend request. Here are the pics.

a-sexy-cat:

Nov 25, 2012132,335 notes

When you go to the grocery store and get a ton of new food when you get home

lolzpicx:

you’re like

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imanadult:

theoriginalbluewaffle:

I’m thankful for tacos and birth control

Sames

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tittyglitterdance:

judaaru:

what if you hit your alarm clock one morning and it hits you back

that would be alarming

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frostyclyde:

frostyclyde:

so my mom bought some crab and she wasn’t ready to cook them yet

so i put them on the ground and yelled “BE FREE MY FELLOW CRUSTACEANS.” and they raised their claws like this

I AM THE CRAB LORD

Why does this have notes omg